Muslim Equals Terrorist
The Overlord is most pleased. The propaganda campaign in the UK seems to be going very well indeed. These earthlings really do seem to have extremely small and malformed brains. If we keep things up at this rate, pretty soon many of the humans will be very busy fighting and shooting each other and all the rest will be too scared to leave their houses, and will be far too occupied to notice our invasion forces.
The earthling special agent Blair has performed extremely well during his assignment so far, and I will be recommending to the Grand Over-Overlord Council that he receive the Pink-Tentacle award for recognition of performance above and beyond the call of duty. His clever use of wording whilst making a speech about the London bombings is almost worthy of a sub-sub-overlord, especially the part about "Most Muslims are really nice people" where at the same time, without saying so, he makes it seem only natural that, of course, it must have been Muslims who were responsible. Fiendishly clever!
My minions have reported back that things are proceeding nicely as planned. Many of the ignorant British earthlings seem to have been taken in by our extremely well executed TV campaign. I would like to report back that I am very proud of our manouvre to replace 'Eastenders' with our own 'Real Story' last week. I think the underlying message that 'Muslim equals terrorist' has been successfuly received by the square-eyed earthling slack-jaws. That would have been so much harder had we not managed to get rid of BBC director general Greg Dyke last year. He was such a pain in the probiscus.
Hopefully, the racist riots should be springing up again soon, as things have just been all too quiet around here lately. Cackle, the wretched earthlings don't even realize they are being stirred up, and most certainly won't spot the contradictions arising from religion being used as an excuse for violence. The most maaaarvelous thing is that this should naturally sread out into general racist abuse and suspicion, even for people who have no religion. I am so proud of our campaign team, they have really done their homework on these strange earthling creatures.
I did think that maybe the incident in the earthling-subterranean-transport-facility where the police minions shot an earthling citizen five times at point blank range, was a little bit sloppy, however. Too many careless slip-ups like this, and the earthlings might start getting suspicious. We'll have to put some well-placed story lines in 'Coronation Street' and 'Emmerdale Farm', that should cover it. Sigh, I'm not cut out for this media stealth malarky, why can't we just do what we did when we invaded Optimonidomicron Alpha, and just demoleculoralize all the inhabitants and turn them into stew, to feed to our space-weevil worker drone slaves? hmmm, maybe I shall have to make another recommendation to my superior over-overlord officer.
The earthling special agent Blair has performed extremely well during his assignment so far, and I will be recommending to the Grand Over-Overlord Council that he receive the Pink-Tentacle award for recognition of performance above and beyond the call of duty. His clever use of wording whilst making a speech about the London bombings is almost worthy of a sub-sub-overlord, especially the part about "Most Muslims are really nice people" where at the same time, without saying so, he makes it seem only natural that, of course, it must have been Muslims who were responsible. Fiendishly clever!
My minions have reported back that things are proceeding nicely as planned. Many of the ignorant British earthlings seem to have been taken in by our extremely well executed TV campaign. I would like to report back that I am very proud of our manouvre to replace 'Eastenders' with our own 'Real Story' last week. I think the underlying message that 'Muslim equals terrorist' has been successfuly received by the square-eyed earthling slack-jaws. That would have been so much harder had we not managed to get rid of BBC director general Greg Dyke last year. He was such a pain in the probiscus.
Hopefully, the racist riots should be springing up again soon, as things have just been all too quiet around here lately. Cackle, the wretched earthlings don't even realize they are being stirred up, and most certainly won't spot the contradictions arising from religion being used as an excuse for violence. The most maaaarvelous thing is that this should naturally sread out into general racist abuse and suspicion, even for people who have no religion. I am so proud of our campaign team, they have really done their homework on these strange earthling creatures.
I did think that maybe the incident in the earthling-subterranean-transport-facility where the police minions shot an earthling citizen five times at point blank range, was a little bit sloppy, however. Too many careless slip-ups like this, and the earthlings might start getting suspicious. We'll have to put some well-placed story lines in 'Coronation Street' and 'Emmerdale Farm', that should cover it. Sigh, I'm not cut out for this media stealth malarky, why can't we just do what we did when we invaded Optimonidomicron Alpha, and just demoleculoralize all the inhabitants and turn them into stew, to feed to our space-weevil worker drone slaves? hmmm, maybe I shall have to make another recommendation to my superior over-overlord officer.
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